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Halloween costumes aren't the only way to liven up a party. What better way to tickle your funny bone than with a good old-fashioned Halloween joke or halloween riddle? We'd love to hear your jokes and riddles. Please submit your favorites. Upon approval, we'll post them for everyone's enjoyment!
Halloween Jokes
Halloween Joke #1:
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a hungry vampire?
Frostbite...
Halloween Joke #2:
What do you call a person who puts poison in someone's bowl of corn flakes?
A cereal killer...
Halloween Joke #3:
Why wouldn't the skeleton cross the road?
He simply didn't have the guts.
Halloween Joke #4:
Why don't skeletons go to prom?
They have no body to dance with
Halloween Joke #5:
Do zombies eat candy with their fingers?
No way. They eat the fingers separately.
Halloween Joke #6:
Why did the vampire go to the dentist?
He wanted to improve his bite, of course... (And perhaps he was a bit "vein"?)
Halloween Joke #7:
What do you call a vampire's favorite type of transportation?
A blood vessel.
Halloween Joke #8:
What is a mummy's favorite kind of party music?
Wrap!
Halloween Joke #9:
Why did the vampire get fired?
He got caught drinking on the job
Halloween Riddles
Halloween Riddle #1: It lives without a body, hears without ears, speaks without a mouth, and is born in air. What is it?
Riddle Answer: An echo.
Halloween Riddle #2: They have not flesh, nor feathers, nor scales, nor bones. Yet hey have fingers and thumbs of their own. What are they?
Riddle Answer: Gloves
Halloween Riddle #3:
With pointed fangs it sits in wait
With piercing force it doles out fate
Over bloodless victims proclaiming its might
Eternally joining in a single bite
What is it?
Riddle Answer: A stapler
Halloween Riddle #4:
On a beautiful summer day, a man kills his wife. Hundreds of people watch him, yet he will never be arrested and he will never be accused of murder. Why?
Riddle Answer: He is a hangman. She had been sentenced to death.
Halloween Riddle #5:
One Sunday morning, a wealthy man was found murdered in his mansion. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned everyone in the mansion and were given these alibis:
The Wife said she was in bed reading.
The Cook claimed he was cooking breakfast.
The Gardener said she was planting flowers.
The Butler explained that he polishing the silver.
The Maid claimed she was getting the mail.
The police quickly and confidently arrested the murderer. Who did it? How did the police know?
Riddle Answer: It was the Maid. She claimed that she was getting the mail but there is no mail on Sunday!
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